NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 7

Georgia lost to South Carolina. Sorry to spoil the punchline but I just need y’all to know that a top 5 Georgia team lost to Will Muschamp’s South Carolina. No I’m not making this up go ask the internet. The internet would never lie.

Now that we’ve got that fun bit of trivia out of the way welcome back to perhaps the spiciest meltdown of the year! Early on we’ve been gifted a few middling upsets on teams that got a little mad or depressed but we had yet to get the true powerhouse upset experience.

This week delivered rivalry hatred, referee controversy and a big helping of Georgia losing to South Carolina. Not even halfway through October and already the chaos gods have blessed us with a beautiful helping of mad online.

Texas traveled up to Dallas for the Red River whatever they’re calling it now against Oklahoma. It’s a rivalry so bitter that a fight broke out before the game causing the refs to issue personal fouls to everyone before the game even started. The Longhorns did their best to stifle Jalen Hurts and company but it’s difficult to stop receivers without the ability to tackle. Oklahoma beat Texas 34-27.

Florida flew from one swamp to another to meet LSU in a game always billed a defensive matchup. The Tigers and Gators somehow got into a shootout with Joe Burrow and Kyle Trask piling up over 300 total yards. Despite Florida’s fight they’d still go on to lose 42-28.

Virginia got their melting out of the way on Friday night at a game in Miami. This game had everything except competent offense, competent defense, or even acceptable football. Those Cavs would lose 17-9

Texas Tech was a special inclusion for their rivalry game with Baylor known as the BUTT Bowl. Texas Tech was nearly able to come away with an upset win but played prevent defense on the final drive allowing Baylor too tie up the game. The most notable play of the game was a butt fumble by Baylor’s center in overtime that Texas Tech pounced on. A highly incompetent refereeing crew declared the perfectly legal snap illegal and Baylor wen on to score and win the game in the second OT 33-30.

Georgia lost to South Carolina at home in double overtime. The Bulldogs looked bad terrible inexcusably bad. With two possessions in overtime periods Georgia combined to score zero points. South Carolina would beat Georgia 20-17.

Below the language is filled with bad words said by the kinds of people who say bad words. If you don’t like those words or those people feel free to stop reading here.

SHORT HORNS

CeeDee Lamb is going to go in my book along with Michael Crabtree as receivers who give me nightmares.

The fact we only lost by 7 is a miracle. Such a lopsided game.

Big 12 refs already calling bad penalties that could effect an outcome. Lol can’t make this shit up

Texas and Oklahoma - “We want to have better defenses” Monkey paw curls

this comment has broken 3 Texas tackles for a touchdown

OU with a defense is actually terrifying and completely against the rules

Make no mistake, this game was closer than the score shows.
...nah I’m just kidding, this would’ve been a 21+ point win by Oklahoma if they hadn’t shot themselves in the foot. Incredible that this game was even close at halftime.

Don’t let Texas losing to Oklahoma distract you from Georgia losing to South Carolina.

Texas is back but OU never left

Legends say Sam Ehlinger’s still getting sacked to this day.

My favorite thing about this game being at 11am is that by the time I go to bed tonight I won’t have Boomer Sooner stuck in my head after all the alcohol I’m about to consume.

I’m a little disappointed in the lack of ejections from unsportsmanlike conduct

Unfortunately there’s no way to deny it anymore, OU is simply better in every facet right now. Offense, defense, special teams, discipline, and sure as fuck coaching and play calling. Hopefully we get another shot at them at the end of the year.

Pinning a Lincoln Riley team deep is kind of just asking him to make the final stat line look even worse for your defense

Every player starts with a warning is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. WHERE MY CUNTREE GONE

Oh fuck OU discovered defense.

Would be nice to fire our OC after the game like OU fired their DC after the game

Turns out when you get sacked 9 times its difficult to win games.

Who let this defense into my good Christian Red River Shootout?

Most lopsided one score game ever

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Nine fucking sacks. O line gets to walk home

A weird defensive struggle like we all predicted!

I don’t like oklahoma very much

Commercial, touchback, commercial.
A Fox tradition unlike any other.

DBU amirite:
Defense is
Butt
Universally

Camera shot: literally anything
Next shot: Sam licking fingers

The Hurts bashing in the game thread by OU fans was abysmal. So what, he misses a few throws. Big deal. You never lost the lead, he finishes with 4 TDS (3 passing) and 120+ yds on the ground. Quit carrying on like spoilt children whenever he fails to complete a pass.

GATOR BOI C U L8R BOI

Don’t let this prolific LSU offense distract you from the fact that will Muschamp beat Georgia with a 3rd string QB.

LSU scored 42 points in 46 plays

what the fuck

Freddie Kitchens: calls a draw play on 4th and 9
Dan Mullen: “Hold my Gatorade”

Hi, I’m first 3 quarters Florida, and I have direcTV.
And I’m 4th quarter Florida, and I shit standing up!

If Kyle Trask has million number of fans i am one of them . if Kyle Trask has ten fans i am one of them. if Kyle Trask have only one fan and that is me . if Kyle Trask has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the Kyle Trask, i am against the world ❌ ☄️. i love Kyle Trask till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Kyle Trask . Hit Like If you Think Kyle Trask Best player & Smart In the world

That was one of the worst fake handoffs I’ve ever seen at the end there

why am I so emotionally invested in 20 year olds chasing after a ball

I don’t think it’s fair every single LSU tailgate has fried gator but we can’t eat fried tiger. I bet it tastes grrrreat.

Florida defense need to step the fuck up already.

Dan Mullen just confirmed, UF was looking ahead to South Carolina next week. It’s a bigger game than this one.

The fuck. Burrows looks like he just came out of a beauty salon after playing a full game. I do 30 min of cardio and look like death warmed over.

Can LSU’s offense keep going strong?” Yes. Yes, they can.

WHY does LSU vs. Florida ALWAYS have to be so close?! Just once I’d like my liver to enjoy one of their matchups!

Can I get a mother fucking uhhhhhh turnover

How in the cinnamon toast fuck did that work?!?

THAT’S A BLATANT FUCKING FACEMASK

Pls give us greenard back football gods

Joe Burrow looks like he cheats on his girlfriend.

How many holding calls are the refs going to ignore for LSU

DBU my ass. For both teams lmao

CAVALIERLY LOSING FOOTBALL GAMES

Ranked team? Check

On the road? Check

Friday night? Check

Yep, you’re gonna lose, UVA

ACC desperation

“You’ve been ejected for targeting”

“No, I don’t think I will”

The entire ACC: takes bong hit the FUCK is an O Line

Mark Richt has lost control

If you didn’t like that you don’t like ACC Coastal football. And you have excellent taste.

UVA coaching staff and offense had TWO weeks to prepare for this game.

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Congratulations ACC! Your feature “Costal Chaos” has unlocked the add on “Pac 12 Cannibalization”

I haven’t seen summertime lover in awhile... how am I supposed to get up, get up?

”everyone feels better with a score up there and the other team doesn’t” - ESPN commentary insights you can’t get anywhere else

”having the ball and not scoring? That’s not good” like me when I was born with 1 ball.

If the red zone was getting back to the girl’s dorm room, and the end zone was getting laid, then UVA football is me in college. Fuck

Is it possible to just send an All Coastal All Star team to get their ass beat by Clemson in the title game?

This is going to be the best UVA team to ever lose to a 5-6 virginia tech

UVA > Pitt > Duke > VT > Miami > UVA
Fuck this entire offense. Anae needs to change something or Bronco needs to fire him. 12 total points over the last 6 quarters despite tons of talent at WR.
Thanks for everything, Bryce Hall, good luck in the NFL. That injury looked awful

BUTT BOWL BROS

Hello, is this NCAA support?

I would like to return my Big XII game.
Why? Idk there’s defense and meh offense and shit and I don’t know if I’m enjoying it or not.
I know it’s the BUTT Bowl, but usually the defense is BUTT, not the offense. I want a refund.
So you’ll refund me, I get to keep it, and you’ll charge Mizzou instead? Sounds good. Thanks.

I can’t even deny how angry I am. Tech got fucked royally. Not going to blame Baylor, but those refs shouldn’t even be allowed to work at Footlocker after that horseshit.

Big 12 needs a better TV deal. NASCAR trucks getting priority. Fuck.

Why is Matt Rhule dressed like an elementary school art teacher?

Might have been the loudest, clearest, “Fuck” I’ve ever heard watching sports. Well done, FS1

I’ve seen many bad ref calls in my years of football, calling an illegal snap on a clear fumble by the center is one of the worst yet. Tech got hosed.

Fuck the Baylor fans circlejerking about the intentional grounding we should really all just be disappointed about how shit the refs are. Bitching at other fans won’t fix the fact that the Big 12 needs to clean fucking house in their dinosaur boomer zebra department

PAC-12 refs: We’re the worst refs in college football
ACC refs: No we are, have you seen how many games we’ve fucked up this year?
Big XII refs: Hold my illegal snap

Of all the reffing I’ve seen, that was certainly some reffing

This result was butt.

I know it’s on us for not stopping them on the last drive and in OT but fuck those refs so hard that was a goddamn fumble and the fact they didn’t even review it was complete bullshit. Refs can go fuck their dickhole with a rusty razor

If only we gave mahomes this defense

Refs don’t know what an illegal snap is but I’ll show them the illegal snap of my belt hitting their ass til they quit reffing forever and apologize for ever putting on a footlocker uniform.

Keith Patterson playing prevent defense won’t prevent me from putting MY FOOT UP HIS ASS

GEORGIA LOST TO SOUTH CAROLINA

There’s a very good chance someone in attendance at today’s Georgia game also attended Wednesday’s Braves game.
If this is you, please don’t hesitate to seek help.

Georgia’s so good they killed Notre Dame’s playoff chances twice in the same season

Looks like the Gamecocks are dressing a new walk on player Gadeveon Klowney. Sounds legit.

I feel bad for the deer that Jake Fromm is going to take this out on.

Wow, rough week for Georgia sports teams against red bird teams. The Falcons play the Cardinals God help us.

Broke: ACC Coastal chaos
Woke: SEC East chaos

This game was like watching two coaching play chess, except that they are drunk, high, it is their first time learning the game and they’re actually playing checkers.

Cocks out, RIP Harambe

More like Kirby Shart imo

Finally Muschamp is going to be allowed to have sex with his wife again!

South Carolina tried to choke that game away so many times, but Georgia just wanted it more. Georgia ended up choking on Cocks

I was told Georgia was going to dominate the east for eternity? I must have been thinking of China

https://i.imgur.com/cqgWjMs.png

This had been a worse week for the state of Georgia than getting destroyed at the Battle of Atlanta in the Civil War

https://i.imgur.com/I4eE8yk.jpg

Kirby sucked up Mark Richt and copied his power of unspeakably losing games in classic Richt fashion.

Sure Georgia lost, but you gotta ask yourself if they wanted to be there in the first place

I hate cocks

More like Kirby Dumb amiright?

Justin Fields sitting back in Columbus noisily sipping his tea.

When my daughter was born I never thought I would experience anything as joyous or amazing as that.
Thank you South Carolina for showing me what the exact opposite of that feels like.

https://imgur.com/scWoRLS

My girlfriends brother is in town and he doesn’t drink so she’s not letting me drink and I’m going to lose my fucking mind.

I’m watching the game at a friend’s house. The whole family are gator fans. The six year old son has been following me around saying “Bulldogs are poop. They’re losing so bad. Go Gators. Boo Bulldogs. Go Gators. Go Gators. Go Gators.”
I’m gonna have to put this kid’s head into a wall.

Georgia and losing to backup qbs in OT, name a more iconic duo.

At least we didn’t allowed as many points in the 1st as the Braves did..

Kirby Smart has lost control of the program