NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 11

Welcome back to the Meltdown Thread. It’s truly sad this week was so terribly deprived of good quality football upsets. Because no truly good teams lost this week, especially not in the state of Alabama, we have to settle for some truly embarrassing non-conference losses by lesser SEC schools which truly overperformed their expected melting output.

This is a safe space where we won’t mention a certain game that may or may not have happened in Tuscaloosa. There will be another melt specifically dedicated to that later. One that maybe should include my screams of nearly hitting a deer and busting a tire on my way home from said game.

But that’s neither there nor is it here. Let’s get down to some truly stupendous losses and one well overdue firing.

Arkansas took a break from their SEC embarrassments this week to get embarrassed by Western Kentucky. Quarterback Ty Storey transferred from Arkansas after Chad Morris declared him not good enough to play for the Hogs, though he was good enough to beat the hogs. Morris was fired Sunday after just under two years on the job where he finished his career with fewer career SEC wins than Ty Storey. Arkansas lost 45-19.

Wake Forest took their 19th ranked selves into Blacksburg to take on the most confusing team in the country: Virginia Tech. The Deacons couldn’t contain a second half offensive explosion from the Hokies and would fall by a score of 36-17.

South Carolina hosted an Appalachian State team because some poor fool believed that would turn out well. The Mountaineers dominated the Gamecocks for most of the game until USC mounted a strong comeback. That comeback fell short on the last play of the game when Ryan Hilinski overthrew his wide open receiver in the end zone. App State won 20-15.

Penn State made the long trek up to an undefeated Minnesota team ready to face their first tough opponent of the season. Those Golden Gophers came ready for a fight as they took down undefeated Penn State 31-26.

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SAD MORRIS

We just lost to a 5-4 CUSA team. At home. By 26. On Senior night.

Got nothing witty for this one. Congrats to WKU for getting bowl eligible. Can’t wait to get Tiger fucked the next two games.

To put how bad this loss is, WKU hasn’t scored more than 30 all season and hung 45 on us. To make it worse UCA beat WKU 35-28 so the Hogs are worse than a Southland Conference school who is in state against a common opponent while being in the SEC

Ty Storey has more SEC wins today than Chad Morris in his career and Chad said he wasn’t good enough to play for us

Wrong kid died

I am dead inside

There’s not enough alcohol in the world to compensate for being an Arkansas fan.

Ty Storey sends his regards.

Western Kentucky lost to Central Arkansas this year.

Chad Morris some poo poo

IF THIS FUCK ISN’T FIRED DURING THIS BYE WEEK I’M GOING TO BECOME AN AUBURN FAN AND SUCK ON GUS’S VISOR

Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now. Fire him now.

http://ischadmorrisfired.com/

RT if you have the same number of SEC wins as Chad Morris

But he once used the same restroom as Dabo..... Shouldve given him more time.

That’s one hell of a deserved firing.

Chad Morris is so awful he doesn’t even deserve a 2nd chance at Nicks Sabans school for failed coaches.

More like Bad Morris.

The best part of this game for Arkansas fans was the basketball highlight reel.

Can’t kill what’s already dead.

Western Kentucky put in their fukcing backups in the end. I’ve never been more embarrassed of this shit ass team.

Worst coach to exist in the SEC in the past 10 years?

I think we all can agree that Chad’s right when he said he needed more time to turn this around. Nobody is denying that. However, you’ve got to earn the right to get that time and you didn’t. Honestly, you didn’t really even come close.

You can place the blame on us not giving you enough time, but that’s NOT on us. Thats on YOU. Nobody had unreasonable expectations for your 2nd year here.

There has never lived a more deservedly named Chad in human history.

HAVE A WAKE FOR UNDEFEATED FOREST

Only good thing about this loss is now we can’t give Clemson a ranked win so ha.

How is this the same team that got beat by BC, squeaked by Furman, and got pantsed by Duke?

Clemson: “Why can’t you just be normal?”

Rest of the ACC: screams

I don’t know what to feel right now

Wake giving up on and benching their starters with 5 minutes left is fucking pathetic. You have everything to play for and even if you only have a 5 percent chance to win you still need to try.

God Idk what the fuck we were doing out there.

Weird move by Clawson to let Jim Grobe coach today

RIP ACC lol what a mess.

So glad we very emphatically got rid of their tiny playoff hopes.

Man, that was just not our day today. Newman felt off that whole second half. I really hope Sage isn’t injured. We don’t need our best player on both sides of the ball on the bench.

Wake wasted it’s super bowl on State

More like Fake Forest :(

More like Sleep Forest :(

More like I wanna drown in a Lake Forest :(

All

Chaos

Conference

This Virginia Tech team is more confusing than a woman saying she’s attracted to me.

Hooker ended the game with 69 yards rushing against that. Can’t fight the urge to say it’s nice.

WILL MUSCHUMP

App State is like an elite Spec Ops team that does surgical strikes on power 5 teams

APP STATE HAS TAKEN BOTH THE CAROLINA’S

North Carolina

South Carolina

App Carolina

App State is Futurama Nixon, out here sneaking into houses at night and wrecking up the place.

Worst thing is this ain’t even an upset, but I’m still upset

What the actual fuck is this team?

All of App State’s future P5 opponents

South Carolina: I wish we would beat Georgia this year

The monkeys paw curls...

App State > Georgia confirmed

Will Mushcamp deserves to be fired in the parking lot. Stevie Wonder could see it’s time to move on.

I can appreciate Carolina’s commitment to fucking over Georgia by making that loss look worse by the week.

Fuck these announcers and fuck this narrative for making us out as some kind of giant. App State is the giant. South Carolina played with no fire or heart. App State wanted it more from the first snap while we were just there.

There was 35K left in Williams-Brice to watch the end. And 10K rooting for App State. Sad.

Wide open in the end zone and you overthrow him. Wouldn’t have mattered if he didn’t overthrow him due to the holding penalty. Fuck me up fam

It’s almost like hiring a guy as head coach who crashed and burned at a more successful SEC team with better resources and recruiting footprint is a bad idea.

Fire Ray Tanner, Will Muschamp, everyone. It’s time to start fresh, and find an up and coming coach to lead the program.

Fire bryan mclendon

Fire him

Can him

I will pay his buyout

This is fucking putrid

Our offense is pathetic

I don’t even know who to be mad at.

At least this wasn’t as embarrassing as losing to Tennessee.

I want off this fucking ride.

DEATH BY SHINY RODENTS

Can’t spell Minnesota without “nine” and “o”

”Ope, just gonna sneak past ya there Penn State”

“Minnesota likes to play with the lead” Every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa

Does this look like the face of mercy to you?

Minnesota has a OL who is 6’9”, 420 lbs

”If you don’t want me when I beat Georgia Southern and Fresno State by 3, don’t be here when I beat Penn State by 5” -Minnesota.

Brb, going to go make some kids so I can talk to them about an undefeated Minnesota.

WE GOT BEAT BY A BUNCH OF ROWDENTS IN A BOAT

Kind of crying right now lol

Congratulation PJ Fleck on your B1G Coach of the Year Award. Also congrats on going and FUCKING YOURSELF

Tanner throw ball good

Clifford throw ball not so good

Justin Shorter drop ball very good

Good evening, our top news story tonight: Local gopher in great mood

how much would it suck for wisconsin fans to slowly and steadily build respect as a program and be on the verge of a breakthrough for years

just for minnesota to randomly have a magical season and make the playoff before them lol

Srry 4 bad english

When was you when Penn State die?

I was home eat McChicken when PJ Fleck call

“lion is kill”

“row”

“Yes”

Minnesota is playing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” in their stadium during the post game celebration. Savage. I hate it.

We never should have been 4 in the first place. We play garbage every game and happen to get lucky. Today luck ran out.

There are two people on earth alive the last time Minnesota was 9-0 in 1904. Two.

Teddy Roosevelt was the president last time Minnesota was 9-0

If Penn St. keeps throwing INTs while the Gophers keep scoring TDs, the Gophers will be in good shape.

Me at 12pm: LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!

Me at 12:15pm: let’s leave

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everything sucks and i hate this sport

I see all the PSU fans saying “loss doesn’t matter, we always needed to beat OSU anyways”. While that’s true, i’d like to have them inject that optimism into me lol. I don’t even think PSU is going to be close in that game.

What pisses me off the most is we were in Minnesota’s 10 yard line and got ZERO points twice in the the 4th quarter.

We threw a fade to a 5’9 receiver twice in those drives, and didn’t get it to our stud 6’5 TE once.

Also wasted a play running up the middle with Clifford which hasn’t worked once the entire season. Rahne has had his chance but he makes shitty calls over and over again and it costed us the game. He needs to go.

MOORHEAD PLEASE COME BACK