NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 3

Another week, another meltdown. This week we have two returnees to the 2020 meltdown thread in LSU and Texas. Florida and Tennessee were both candidates to make their debut appearances here, but it doesn’t seem that either fanbase was terribly surprised by the respective losses. They always say that reduced expectations are the key to contentment.

The Bayou Bengals had an awful first game but seemingly made progress last week against Vanderbilt. Losing to Missouri was not something they were expecting and it shows. Bo Pelini is only three games into his tenure as DC, and the fans have already fired him. Texas fans weren’t that surprised to lose again to Oklahoma, and that is a large part of the problem. They will never get accustomed to losing that one, and they absolutely cannot handle Drake Stoops, son of Bob, scoring the game winner. For the uninitiated, “CDC” is athletic director Chris Del Conte when you read the Texas portion.

As always, the language in this post is horrific, bigoted, disgusting and not fit for decent people. If you get offended at all easily, you may want to point your browser elsewhere. The rest of you deviants, read on.

Pelini OUT!!!

If O won’t fire him, then

O OUT!!!

Ryan gosling scoring tds on this d

Shoot Bo and this Defense into fucking space. Good Lord

This is criminal. Pelini is committing fraud against LSU.

The IQ of our fans fits with the IQ of our football team.

You know what fuck this burn this shit down

sweet Jesus this is embarrassing. kick the field goal and then let mizzou drive down the field and put us out of our misery

Third and Ensminger

2019 y’all. Think about it every night.... Almost there..... Uggghhjjj....

Puh fucking thetic

Missouri comes with trips left and LSU has one DB on that half of field.

I said I’d be happy with a decade of shit after that miracle year in 19, but i didn’t think fate took me up on the offer until today.

Was Cox just taking a shit in that spot instead of covering?

Can we just pull a Baylor cancel the season? This is embarrassing.

Going to be lucky if we win 3 this year. Defense sucks donkey balls

Do clarks legs work? Dude is stiff and slow as fuck

The absolute state of cuckoldry to Melissa Click’s Missouri Tigers

O taking us back to the Curley Era!

Ed Orgeron is Chizik 2.0. Tdecline is back

We’ve played probably the 3 worst teams in the SEC besides us, and these are the results...

I feel sick to my stomach

Alright i’m actually done with this season. Good luck to you all who keep watching.

Turn out the liiiiights, the party’s ovvvverrr

This season is just one big asterisk anyways

Good luck playing in the KFC bowl LSU & to all the dumb asses who decided to play instead just sitting out for corona this is what happens

I hope the whole team opts out. Technically the defense already has.

Don’t forget, a monkey can coach LSU to 10 wins. Y’all keep that same energy.

Im an idiot and bed another beer.

Did Emery start dating Coach O’s ex wife this week?

If we don’t salvage the season, we will have opt outs, transfers, etc on top of players going to the draft and recruits signing elsewhere. I like the idea of gaining experience this year, in theory, but the reality is that this whole ship could crumble quickly.

Bo Pellini ate some weenie

we fucking suck

God damn this fucking thing won’t end. Please, someone put a fucking bullet into this abomination of a game.

Can they just give both teams a loss?

This fucking efense

Wow. This was a great play by a fucking Stoops and we need to fuck them in the face in answer.

Fucking hell.. you know that smoke chick at the bar that keeps leading you on but is way, way way out of your league. You can’t leave it alone, but you know... You KNOW

Stoops got his love of dicks from his dad

DB should have dropped a bag of dicks on the ground to distract Stoops

Lol, how do you give up a touchdown to the make a wish kid.

It should be illegal to televise a cripple fight that is this explicit.

Tom needs to let sam hit michelle tonight.

DAMN

Is it bad that I hope Tom has a stroke and we can be done with him?

Heart breaker. Damn.

fuck OU off to the Fire Tom Herman thread I go...

nothing like a good five hour fucking

Can COVID go ahead and take out our coaching staff and most of the team?

Who fucking cares? Half of the team has no heart and the coach has no brains and no balls.

What a pussy Tom is. Sam could easily scored a 2pt conversion in several occasions to end this abortion. Tom Herman is weak, timid, and should not be leading this team. Fuck him.

That bird flip was the best executed play of the whole game

If any of you fuckers renew your season tickets next year, you can go fuck yourselves.

Ya...we are now 3-9 vs OU in the last decade. We hold the bag of dicks OU sucks on. Sad...

Fucking aggy has a better team than we do with lesser players. Christ.

Tough to see us throw another one. I’m sad for Sam. It will go 1. Young 2. McCoy 3. Ehlinger for my lifetime thus far, c. 92... It’s not Sam’s fault. Fuck Tom Herman for being a heartburn of a coach. The recruiting and S&C go down nice only to stab and inflame the esophagus with the lack of discipline and dumbassery. This team has been taken by Tom’s neurotic anxiety and despite Sam’s best effort, given us regurgitated bile in the back of our throats. Tom’s not playing football, hes playing 5D chess against himself, the players and fans, tryring to project/manifest a “championship” program. There is no COVID excuse. This team has senior/upperclass leaders at every position that matters. We should be taking advantage of teams. You cant say this was a deep cut, we’ve been cut and scarred every season. We’ve gone through our upsets, close calls and comebacks. If we go on to win the big 12 it will be because of the players. Fool me once, fool me twice, I’m not getting fooled again. Tom is a fraud and there has been several unmaskings. I cant stand anymore fraught, over-thought, nut-squeezing, mistake filled football. Theres only the players left to lead this team. This would be a death kneel for any other program. The Tito’s will lift me tonight. Thank God we’re the Texas Longhorns.

Fuck Tom in the ear. Fuck CDC for not already firing him.

Woke up from my nap to say Fuck you, Tom!

Fuck Tom Herman

He’s a got damn charlatan

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Fuck Tom Herman.

Fuck the Oline.

Fuck the punter.

Fuck the defense.

Fuck Keontay.

Fuck Sam.

Fuck Jake Smith.

Fuck anybody I haven’t mentioned.

This cocksucker needs to go.

Fuck magic

Fuck I-Ching

Fuck Bible

Fuck tarot

Fuck Hitler

Fuck Jesus

Fuck Kennedy

Fuck Buddha

Fuck mantra

Fuck Gita

Fuck yoga

Fuck kings

Fuck Elvis

Fuck Zimmerman

Fuck Beatles

Fuck me

The Off button on the TV remote is the best option for one’s mental health