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RBR Meltdown Thread - We suck so bad we trash our own team en route to a two-touchdown SEC road win



This was simple--scroll thru the first half and second half thread and paste whatever caught my bleary eyes below.

I edited taglines out but left names and times in. If you're upset that I would shame you by re-pasting your vile posts, know that this process has caused me (like the RBR masthead staff) to hate all of you. If you're offended that I somehow missed your bon mot, see above.

Let's cover a fucking TE or any individual

out of the backfield. Kthxbai

Posted by Ma Deuce on Oct 10, 2020 | 7:53 PM

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WHICH OF YOU A**HOLES POSTED ABOUT NAJEE NOT FUMBLING THE OTHER DAY!?

Posted by TUAMuchTuna on Oct 10, 2020 | 8:09 PM

Narrator: It was Piper.

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We just gonna skip over the fact that we’re in the fucking pistol on the 1...
Posted by RTR901 on Oct 10, 2020 | 8:10 PM

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Pete Golding

Is absolutely getting butt fucked by lane. We need to get lucky and even the turnover otherwise this is gonna be who has the ball last type of game


Posted by MeltdownThreadsAreNotReal on Oct 10, 2020 | 8:17 PM



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WTF

Seriously fuck Pete Golding with a rusty tire iron.

This is bullshit. EVERYTHING IS OPEN. Fucking 3rd and 27, are you kidding me?!!!!!!
Posted by Callonas on Oct 10, 2020 | 8:24 PM
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Time for LFK

to break it off in Geldings ass again, oh boy

Posted by Ma Deuce on Oct 10, 2020 | 8:32 PM
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Offense and defense

tripping over their own dicks. What the actual fuck. Golding, suck a dick….Lane’s dick. Got all that talent and still getting bitch slapped.

Posted by TrollBamaTroll on Oct 10, 2020 | 8:34 PM
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I think my mother gave a better push popping me out

Than our D-line has given all year.
Posted by Bamaburgh on Oct 10, 2020 | 8:35 PM

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I’m not sure

I see an offense in the SEC that’s not going to shit on our defenses chest.


Posted by MeltdownThreadsAreNotReal on Oct 10, 2020 | 8:38 PM
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I was more than willing

To forgive and forget last year. But if things don’t improve from here on out, I’d be all for a monkey attacking Golding’s ass. I wonder if Golding has incriminating photos of Saban and a marine animal a la Sharkboy himself.
Posted by chalkstar100 on Oct 10, 2020 | 8:50 PM
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2 motherfucking missed tackles on the qb in the backfield.

Outran by a damn white dude.

Posted by Durdens Wrath on Oct 10, 2020 | 8:53 PM
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Defense sucks monkey balls

And swallows

Posted by Bamafan on Oct 10, 2020 | 9:09 PM
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My liver about to hit midseason form of this shit continues in the second half

Posted by TealTide8604 on Oct 10, 2020 | 9:14 PM
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Roll Tide

Fuck Gelding
Posted by Vault boy on Oct 10, 2020 | 9:20 PM
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I can't help but feel like...

this is happening because Alabama football took a backseat to basketball yesterday.
Posted by PatentDoctor3.0 on Oct 10, 2020 | 9:22 PM

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Guide to scoring on a Pete Golding defense

1. Field 11 players
2. Snap the ball
3. Did you snap the ball?
4. Rinse / repeat

Posted by GoBama858 on Oct 10, 2020 | 9:25 PM
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Aight Golding--pitch a shutout this half and I'll teabag a drunk/comatose TITS
Posted by dietcokeaddict on Oct 10, 2020 | 9:32 PM


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.......Pussy.

.......Teabag TiTS sober

........Posted by Durdens Wrath on Oct 10, 2020 | 9:33 PM

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.........Do! ...or do not. There is no try.
.........Posted by TiderInTheSouth on Oct 11, 2020 | 9:20 AM

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Bench Wright.

He is a fuckup machine.

Posted by Durdens Wrath on Oct 10, 2020 | 9:40 PM

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MAGA

Make Alabama Goldingless Again
Posted by chalkstar100 on Oct 10, 2020 | 9:44 PM
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And why can't our D

just get in the running car? Why the fuck do they have to hide behind the chainsaws?


Posted by GoBama858 on Oct 10, 2020 | 9:39 PM
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Let’s show those Texas fuckers how a real DYNASTY melts down
Posted by RaulTyde on Oct 10, 2020 | 9:43 PM

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Just sickening

Shit calls going in Bama’s favor and it isn’t making a damned difference. Why are we wasting money on refs?

Posted by BamaBone on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:20 PM
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Ok guys

I figured out what we have to do. I have to accuse Golding of touching my naughty places
Posted by MeltdownThreadsAreNotReal on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:21 PM
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Is it really a "critical third down"

If they make it every time?
Posted by StablerRaider on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:23 PM
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By fucking luck we get a turnover.

Never mind
Posted by Durdens Wrath on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:28 PM
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BULLFUCKINGSHIT!!!!
Posted by Bamaburgh on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:31 PM

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Can we have an 11:31 minute drive for a td?<to?
Cause "F" this defense

Posted by Bmorebama on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:32 PM

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We will end up our own Meltdown thread, win or lose. And that sucks
Posted by Snowedin'Bama on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:32 PM
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No push.

We got buttfucked by their OL.

The guy got touched well after the LOS
Posted by Durdens Wrath on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:33 PM

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Shit

Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker…Tits
Posted by GoBama858 on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:33 PM
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Ole Miss has more total yards

than we have comments in here bitching about how shitty the defense is. And that’s saying something cause there are over 500 comments about how bad the defense is.

Posted by TrollBamaTroll on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:34 PM
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1000 IQ play by sark then the players fuck it all up
Posted by Bamaburgh on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:57 PM
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Goddamn it Dickerson

You dipshit
Posted by Durdens Wrath on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:57 PM

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Can we have an asschewing timeout?
plz and t/y
Posted by PiperTJ on Oct 10, 2020 | 10:58 PM

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Tropical Depression Delta dissipates due to entire state of Alabama finally exhaling at the end of this shitshow
Posted by ChiTider on Oct 10, 2020 | 11:16 PM



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