NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 6

Week 6 of our meltdown thread features Michigan and LSU fans. The Wolverine faithful were encouraged by a season opening blowout over Minnesota, so losing the following week to a Michigan State squad coming off a loss to Rutgers was unexpected. It did not sit well. LSU fans are kind of resigned to the fact that they suck this year, but losing to Auburn by five touchdowns was too much to bear. They are particularly done with DC Bo Pelini, who has a fully guaranteed three year contract.

As always, the language in this post is horrible. You have been warned.

Enjoy.

So... who had “needs a desperation on-side kick for the win” today?

EVERY SINGLE COACH SHOULD BE FIRED.

Just pathetic, explain this one Jim. The team is softer than Charmin. Can’t cover, no interior rush for like the 5 the year in a row. Overrated o line and a new Qb. All adds up to a bunch of losses

I’ve seen junior high games coached better

Throw longer than 2 yards. We have no time left. God damnit you ficking vlowns

Youre going to need more than 5 yard passes you dumb fucks

When was the last time a first year coach won the UM-MSU game? 2020!

Embrace the suck. Who can Michigan beat that is left on the schedule?

If you dont think these cocksucker refs are against us...you be naive.

Right up there with App St. as one of the most sad, pathetic, embarrassing games in my 40 years of watching games. I feel like this is a bad dream I’ll wake up from. I’m now Physically ill and I’m not sure how you recover

Dropped passes, no threat of accurate deep passes, no pass rush, dogsh*t corners.

Another year of watching shitshows! Ahhhh, feels good to be back to normal.

Honestly, it’s more fun when you embrace the masochism and just root for Michigan to lose. I hate this program. I hate watching this team. I just want to be beaten into submission until we abandon this dumbshit “Michigan man” garbage. I’ve never seen this team beat OSU. We just need a cultural reset.

So yep. We suck. And so do our coaches. Good thing this is a nothing season right? Right?

Bottom 10, Schadenfreude here we come...

I think I’m going to be socially distant

Coaches should be fired tonight

This is not a fluke. MSU is just a better team. Last week must have just been them sandbagging.

NEXT 4 GAMES ARE INSTANT LOSES. RUTGER IS BETTER THAN THIS TEAM. LET THAT SINK IN.

There’s 0 chance this year ends in happiness. There’s also 0 chance Harbaugh gets fired considering the financial implications with the pandemic.

So when does basketball start? Juwan is going to have to fill the role Beilein had in picking the up the fanbase’s shattered dreams and expectations off the floor thanks to football.

Fuck Harbaugh and Don Brown. MSU fucking sucks and they just shit in our mouth on our own field.

What I do know:

1. Michigan has a lot more talent than MSU

2. MSU sucks in general, especially at QB

3. Michigan was a 21.5-point favorite.

4. Michigan lost to MSU again in the most humiliating way possible.

5. Harbaugh is a shit coach.

To lose to that team just fucking ruined the rest of the season.

Any other team but them. Just awful.

Fuck these shit coaches and “CaM NeWtOn 2.0” what a fucking joke.

Fire that mother fucking Harbaugh. 6 years in and we still look unprepared way to many times. Osu will score 100 on this team.

I miss the days of pandemic and politics threads. Can we go back to that?

Worst team ever. Fire everyone. What is the point of any of this shit? Fuck them all.

This team is a complete waste of time, I’m dont with blogs, I’m done with 24/7, im done with mden and $80 sweatshirts, I’m done buying tickets, whenever that will be again. No more money is going towards this program. And no more devoted Saturday’s, if I catch some plays here and there or watch a quarter great, but I cant do this anymore. I hope you’ll all consider that Saturdays are too sacred to watch a overrated team and coach like this.

Shut down the program for the rest of the year - blame it on Covid. Over haul the entire AD and coaching staff during the shutdown. Point the money cannon at a new coach and recruiting.

It’s a tire fire and the only solution is a massive reset.

That was terrible. Can’t believe I wasted a beautiful afternoon watching that shitshow. I could have raked leaves instead. Fuck.

I 110% believe that Jim Harbaugh got LUCKy at Stanford. The man does NOT belong in college football and does NOT belong as our head coach.

The man is an absolute disgrace and SQUANDERS immense amounts of talent every single fucking year. The preparation, motivation, game planning, play calling, and execution all been completely abysmal today against a horrible horrible MSU team. There’s not a single valid excuse for the dog shit the whole country witnessed this afternoon.

I only want to hear two things out of Harbaugh as this post game press conference:

1. An apology for doing such a horse shit job at his job.

2. An announcement that he’s resigning immediately.

And don’t give me any bull shit about wHo ElSe ArE yOu GoInG tO hIrE? ANYONE can take a substantially more talented team and shit the field, losing to your in state state rival at home against their new coach in his first year, with a garbage talented team who just got embarrassed by Rutgers.

No more excuses for Harbaugh and the imbecilic “brain trust”. Year 6 and this program is still dog shit.

Does Alabama Hang 70 On Us?

After the loss last year and what O said after the game about Alabama and LSU being putrid this year, does Saban take his foot off the gas pedal at all?

I wouldn’t if I were him.

This will be brutal.

Lots of teams lost starters and aren’t looking like the dogshit we’re looking like

Where do we find 3 wins? It’s pretty inevitable we don’t finish at .500

I assure you anyone wasting time thinking we a chance of just keeping the score under 60 against BAMA is delusional.

Maybe Ed will cater hamburgers and fresh baked cookies

for the guys this week.

That was his winning strategy in turning USC around.

Truth is we suck

We are nearing Curley Hallman embarrassment levels.

I’ve been responding to other game prediction threads with the score of 72-0. I’m thinking it will be in the mid-50’s by the middle of the 2nd Quarter. Saban will empty the bench giving his 2nd & 3rd’s playing time (including walk-ons) They will score 20 or so in the 2nd Half. LSU will set a record for most punts in a game. Good chance LSU won’t cross the 50 in this one.

If I am $aban, I am going for 101. 14 TD and a field goal. Plus take a knee at 1st and goal at the 1 with 2 min to play to complete the humiliation.

My sweet child asked a question this morning I was hoping I’d never have to answer.

Daddy, why is our football team so bad? Why? Why is our defense so putrid? Why? Why couldn’t we run the ball on Auburn? Why can’t our couches adjust at halftime? Why can’t our upper classmen exhibit basic leadership qualities? Why daddy, why?

O is exactly what we thought he was

How long will this debacle set back the program

Dammit how can this conversation take place after winning National championship

What pisses me off is that last season worked magic on a football program that had grown fat, stale, happy, apathetic, etc. over a course of a decade. And yet here we are in a clusterfuck of royal proportions, which effectively managed to not only erase that but to go a few steps backwards from the starting point of that

Can’t wait to upset Bama next week. And by upset, I mean they’re gonna be upset that they only dropped 65 instead of 85 on our D.

Yep. Y’all better go ahead and enjoy kicking lsu while we are down this season bc this is the only season that it will happen. We are all young and inexperienced. One week we look decent and the next we look like shit. Blown assignments everywhere on defense, missed passes on offense with turnovers that gave auburn at least 21 points. But, like I said, better get your shots in now on lsu bc this lsu program has the talent, but very young, and we will add another top class this coming signing class. We will be back to form next year and will be competing for titles soon. Geaux Fightin’ Tigers. Congrats auburn.

I just turned on the game (thought it was later today)… Oh Jesus fucking Christ. FML

I’m thinking suicide by Halloween candy.

Games like these

is why God invented bourbon.

It’s official...

we suck

Last week i was told that I lacked intelligence for being critical of Bhopalini

And I realized there may be something to that since my degree is from the university that hired his incompetent ass, and paid him more than Clemson pays Venables

How come Pelini wasn’t laid off ?

I mean, yeah. You have to pay him but him not calling the defense would be a better bargain.

pelini’s halloween costume was a “good DC” right?

I think that’s it for me.

No reason to continue to punish myself by watching this.And you can bet your ass I’m not watching Bama next week haha.