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Texas, Michigan, and Auburn fans are not OK.

NCAA Football: Auburn at Alabama Mickey Welsh-USA TODAY Sports

Welcome to another week of Meltdown Time, folks. This one may be the best of the season. Texas fans have been done with Tom Herman aka “Turtle Tom” for a while, but losing to Iowa State at home sent them into orbit. Ditto Michigan with Harbaugh and losing to a previously winless Penn State in Ann Arbor, and of course we have to feature the Barn. They may have expected that comeuppance, but that didn’t make it easier to watch.

As always, the language here is filthy and disgusting. If you are easily offended, read no further. You have been warned.

The rest of you, enjoy.

Liberty has more speed than we do

Never change tommy boy you mensa retard douchebag

Bye Bye Tom. Clean out your office and go beg on the street.

Can we CUM now?

Fucking pathetic line play. Every ISU player with their hands on their hips and these limp dick fucking pussies get cucked.

This could be the dagger.

In our own dickhole.

fuck it going shopping for a christmas tree so my wife can bitch i got the wrong one. better than watching this fucking asshole. when hes fired im gonna tp is fucking house and rub shit on all his doorhandles

Also, it should be clear that Sam has given UT everything he has in spite of the fact that Tom is a mother fucking asshat arrogant fuckstick. Sam has kept the ship as steady as he can. All you Sam haters can fight me. I may weigh a buck twenty but I pull hair and will kick you in the shins. I am scrappy.

Buncha stupid fucks making millions coaching everything right out of our players. fuck everything

I’m sure all these fucking stupid calls will work perfectly at whatever G5 school this dickhead coaches next year.

This fucking team couldn’t close out my nephews flag football team offensively

Tom seems like the kind of coach who calls a timeout and when the team comes over he asks them to smell his finger that’s been up his ass

Up by 4 with less than five minutes to go. Time to run clock! Tom Herman masturbates to scenarios like this envisioning how much time he can run with three consecutive running plays for three yards.

Pretty sure we could play a Pop Warner team and we’d win 21-18 just because they couldn’t kick an extra point.

choke on my dick Tom

This game is like watching two fat chicks (no offense, Vic) fight over a hotdog in a closet

We got to 20 points and turtle Tom arrived. Fucking loser

I just want to take Tom’s binder and whack that arrogant look off his face.

The amount of suck in this team is astounding

My wife, who doesn’t even care about football hate Herman. She sees her mentally stable husband crying and it hurts her.

well gents my weekends just freed up gonan be nice to not give a fuck anymore in 2020 m

I have the strangest boner right now.

I’m in some kind of weird Inception dream and every time I go a layer deeper Tom Herman does something else that’s not believable. This is a shit show bus and I can’t get off the fucking bus.

Honestly, at this point I’d rather watch Lee Corso attempt to deep throat the world’s longest bologna than have to see Herman.

Cocaine should would cheer me up about now

I hate my current feelings.

Who is #14 for us? Is that Money? Why is he jumping up and down like a chimp waiting for oxy?

CHOKE ON A DICK TOM, DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT

Bye tom. Go fuck yourself bitch.

BRING ON URBAN! YOU DUMB ASS MENSA MOTHERFUCKER WHO FAKES A PUNT, SKIPS ON A FG TO GO UP A TD, AND CAN’T COACH THE GAME WINNING DRIVE TO GET YOUR KICKER A REASONABLE DISTANCE!

DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD!

I’m starting to miss the Charlie Strong years

always good to lose to a team that you should’ve destroyed but Texas had to overcome their idiot head coach additionally. Herman, you’re an idiot. You could’ve shown me otherwise but you didn’t. The field and not your bullshit answers is what counts. You didn’t. You could have played for the win in the final minutes but instead the team had to win against your dumb calls. If the team is an extension of the head coach, they’ve shown to waste their talent. Just like their head coach did with bad coaching, bad assistants until too late. And the responsible thing would be to fire you for your bad decisions, bad preparation and bad overall direction. You suck Herman and don’t deserve to coach from the sideline of whatever bullshit bowl the team plays for this year. You personally squandered It and will dodge the question and leave the press conference because I’m stating it now, you’re not a man. You’re not and you won’t. You’ll leave rather than take personal responsibility because you let your team down. You let them down and won’t answer to it because you’re weak and a loser. You lost. You preach responsibility so let’s see if you own up to it. You’re fired Herman. CDC, do your job. If you want to build a winning culture and personal responsibility, do your job and own mistakes. Herman is a correctable mistake. Do the right thing—Herman earned it.

I’m guessing Matt Campbell went up to Dicker and said. The loss is on your stupid fucking coach not you.

One of the things I was thankful for yesterday is no longer having to watch Texas be shitty on Thanksgiving.

I heard there is an up and coming coach out east at North Carolina. We should take a run at him.

Welp, Its Fuck this Shit O’Clock!!!!

Great job TOM, Liberty University is ranked higher than your sad sack of shit. How does Liberty’s recruiting compare to Texas’s?

With all the shithead calls over the years, MENSA should revoke his membership. What a fucking blowhard!

FUCK YOU TOM HERMAN !!!

TEXAS Record: 30 wins 18 losses

27 one score games in Herman’s 4yrs at TEXAS.

Record 14 wins 13 losses

27 one score games out of 48 — That’s Over 56%

FUCK YOU TOM HERMAN !!!

Watching Harbaugh as coach on the sidelines makes me sick.

Hey good news! M had 1 penalty for 10 yards. That’s coaching folks!

Change this fucking team’s name to the Michigan Flaccid Dongs, because they are SOFT.

I’m over the Bo worship. Time to put him in the history books with Yost and Crisler. Time to take down the those who stay will be champions banner. Hasnt been true in 16 years.

I seriously had more hope watching a RR coached team making a 4th quarter comeback over this staff. I dont even get mad anymore, I just laugh.

The players don’t believe his bullshit anymore. Fans see a moron who can’t manage a mask much less a football game. Is there really any question that this is over? I mean is there any way we keep this CTE riddled shell of a coach?

Seriously, where is this program headed? Where is there any hope? Jim Harbaugh has single handedly turned this program to shit.

MGoGiggle radio is going to be a peach this week. 4 dudes spending 2 hours giggling with one another while the football program burns.

I am convinced that all 22 OSU starters could be out with Covid in a couple of weeks, and this team would still lose by more than 3 scores.

If Harbaugh is the HC next year, I’m gonna tap out like 50% of the fan base.

I’ll put my football M gear in a box, tape said box, put that in a bigger box, tape that box...then I’ll put it in the crawl space where that stench can hopefully stay away from my nostrils.

This defense takes after Don Brown. They are not smart.

Michigan Football = Fucking Pathetic

I seriously don’t think this team has practiced in pads all year.

Time tofake covid to fuck osu

They make 3rd and three look like inches and we make 4th and 1 look like 25 yards.

Can we just cancel this season yet?

It was a nice day here in KC and I wanted to watch this game, but the whole morning I was worried that I would be mad at myself for wasting most of the day because it would probably be a shit show. It was worse than I thought and the QB I really wanted to watch got hurt. Someone make it stop

I actively despise that coaching staff. Fuck those fucking losers.

Fire that mother fucker Jim Harbaugh. Fire fucking Harbaugh. This will be worth the loss if we fire Harbaugh. We are the laughing stock of college football. Thanks you fucker. Never been this embarressed to be a Michigan fan. When is our next basketball game? We have a real coach there.

I’m not wasting another second on this team this year.

Remember the good days when Harbaugh mostly just lost to the best teams on the schedule instead of fucking everybody. What a piece of shit he is.

Harbaugh struggle face is on point today.

2-7. Fuck you Jim. You giant piece of trash.

ForFuckSake

Cant get a fucking yard when it is critical. Ok, that’s it, enough of this goat fuck.

It takes a miracle for us to get to a position to kick a 47 yard FG and then before you can even blink they are in position to score again.

Gus shits the bed on the road yet again.

Crap O game plan. Running and throwing E-W against Al is stupid. You have to be aggressive and throw down the field. We suck; Gus sucks! About to turn the game off.

Nix is....

NOT VERY GOOD!

We have a QB who we’re scared to let throw downfield

Nix is shit. Holy fuck if I have to watch another throw that’s high. This dude should’ve been benched last year.

Fuck this team

Burn it down and start over

Lol and people thought we sucked vs Tenn cause we were focused on bama

I bet we throw it behind the line so more. That’ll get em

Kill me

I fucking hate Gus Malzahn and Bo Nix.

This team reflects Gus attitude. He coaches scared, we play scared. He calls low IQ plays, we perform with low IQ

lol Auburn deserves this every day we keep Gus as head coach.

How does Gary talk with uat’s dick in his mouth?

This offense looks like a runny #2

Wrong coach got Covid.

Urban Meyer. Pay him $50 million

Fucking no talent ass clown

We play at home we have a chance to pull off a close one.

On the road we get our dicks beat off (not in the fun way)

Consistency ? Unfortunately we already got it.

This is Gus. Honestly the USCe game was a bit of an anomaly. Maybe a chink (can I still say this?) in the 8 win armor.

We might even have a great week of practice and get our edge back. We might even “upset” an over rated Texas school for the sexually confused.

But nothing will change.

What the fuck did y’all expect?

$50 million to get blown out

Do you think that Gus realizes the screw job he and Sexton put on Auburn in 2017? Do you guys think he knows if not for the Ridiculous buyout he would be canned by now? I bet he and Kristi laugh it up tonight when he gets back in town.

I’m angry losing to uat at anything for any reason. I’m angry at this pathetic support base that seems to just accept it. I’m angry at the apathy and malaise that has been a part of this program for the past few years. I’m angry at the amount of obvious trolls allowed on this site. It has nothing to do with what I expected yesterday. It has more to do with what I expect for the next few years (or longer) if we continue to nothing.

We get call for a very minor hold. And the hold every play and it NEVER gets called! Biggest cheaters on the planet!

Gus is never mentioned in prayer at Thanksgiving dinner

Welp. So much for the nobody has scored over 30 against us and no way Bammer will either....

Im sure that grad transfer from ivy league will fix our blocking problems next year.

we need to sell out and become a baseball program! indoor field and all

Remember when people on here said Bo Nix was a better QB than Mac Jones? Talk about a freezing cold take.

Is Bo point shaving? Couldnt have throw it any more perfect to 14.

Under Gus Auburn beats Bama by luck and fortune at home and gets hammered worse than Earl Brown on the road

A&M is likely a loss since the SEC wants them to have a chance to make the playoffs. Refs will not be kind to us in that game.

I absolutely love getting my a$$ beat! I can’t get enough of it! So much fun!

“But we all know a “good year” these days is far more likely to mean being second in the west with a win over one of our perineal rivals than it is to mean a conference championship.”

(ed: a win over one of your what?)

Good teams are Dr pepper we are Dr thunder

Bro if you’re defending Gus imma need you to rub the two brain cells you have together real fast to connect dots.

Not surprised if you just look at real teams AU has played since Gis was here not those pay a win teams like Jax state then Gus at best is a 50-50 coach. Making 7 million a year for that . Think about that . At that rate Nick and Dabo should already be billionaire by now.

I would say I’m ready for basketball, but the joy of that got ripped away from me when we put ourselves on a ******* postseason ban.

maybe we can throw a female kicker in there and steal vandy’s thunder. The gimmick will draw attention away from the score

It’s official. Auburn is in the same league with Vanderbilt. To all you Gus Malzahn supporters, ENJOY IT!!

Now, we are lapped by UGA and UAT in talent, Florida with Mullen has overtaken us this year and will lap us in the coming years, Jimbo has TAMU to a top-10 program, Kiffin and Leach in Mississippi...Second tier trending toward basement?

A large portion of our fan base have a losers mentality and are content with this clown show because ommmmerrrrgshggh gus is such a nice guy..... Smh.

It really doesn’t help him to look, he can’t hit the target anyway. He may be better throwing with a blindfold on even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes .

It’s time to acknowledge the awful truth that Gus doesn’t understand football. He is not so much a coach, but a play choreographer. I think he’s actually stumped when his playbook doesn’t work as planned.

And last but not least, we have a classic Auburn moral victory.

We beat LSU worse than bama beat us.

That’s the spirit!

Roll Tide.