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It’s all LSU all the time this week.

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Welcome to week 11 of Meltdown Time, folks. There is a decent chance that this will be the last of the season as COVID disruptions and the chalk holding have put a damper on the vitriol late in the season. Still, we aren’t going to miss one last chance to highlight LSU fan misery. They deserve it.

As always, the language in this post is horrific. If you are easily offended, point your browser elsewhere. The rest of you, enjoy.

Whatever remote shot we have is being extinguished by the refs

Why they dont show a critical spot again. Shit spot and we need everything we earn.

Stop cheating these young men.

This is stuff I can’t stand most about Alabama.

They are already a great program, but they get all the calls or benefit of doubt.

They review a perfectly clean hit on Stevens that showed we came to play. He wasn’t thrown out, but the fact it was even reviewed sent a message.

They don’t call the late throwing down of our player when they would if the roles were reversed.

Now they give us an absolutely bogus spot.. and then uphold it.

Bama can win make any statement they want this year. We took the best team Saban has ever had out last year on his home field. He and Bama fans are never getting that back.

Somebody fking kill me

This defense can’t stop a women’s team

Pass defense continues to be suspect.

Ole Miss Ed is back. Last year was the anomaly.

it is absolutely mind blowing how bad this team is. disgraceful

There is no team in FBS doing a worse coaching job than LSU. We are paying these guys millions? WTF.

Why in the name of Zeus’ asshole is Flott covering Smith!!! You can’t make this shit up!!!

Can Gary Stop sucking Saban’s / Bama’s dick?

we need Jesus Christ himself

I hope we lose big enough that the shrimp boat captain gets fired. Completely lost control of this program as well as recruiting. This is a joke.

RIP to the ref who just called holding on Bama. REC about to deal with him swiftly.

I think they’re just trying to let Smith get worn out from running 70 yard sprints non stop.

We just fuck ourselves over and OVER this is so infuriating

Please bracket Smith for the rest of the game. This is so fucking pathetic. I can remember when he wasn’t a big loss in recruiting.

There’s not one aspect or area of this defense that’s worth a damn. Not one one unit or one facet that has improved. From being in the right spot to tackling technique to simple toughness. Not one guy.

The absolute worst defense in my lifetime.

thank you coach O. thank you for hiring the worst defensive coordinator in the history of the sport

Lol at the defense trying to pump up the 12 fans in attendance

bo pelini you are one sorry ass mother fucker

saban must have put a gun to the heads of najee and smith when they had to decide on whether to go pro or not

Alabama getting away with murder in the secondary

Holding and Pass interference do not apply to Holdabama

Anyone of us watching this truly hates themselves

Like watching a damn comedy with Clark on the field I tell you. Dude plays like Ray charles

Gaping holes in the running game. Complete busts in coverage. It literally gets no worse than this, and this asshole is getting paid $2.3 million year.

fucking pathetic...it’s bad enough to have lived during the last of the Bear Bryant years and Saban years at Bama...now having to live through the second coming of Lou Tepper’s defense is too much to ask...

bro stingley is getting ass fucked on national tv

I’m not a bad person

I hate bullies

I don’t wish harm on anyone

But Gary Danielson

I can’t stand that mother fucker

WR from Amite, LA is destroying our entire secondary tonight.

Run it up Saban!! Run this sorry mother fucker out of town!!

They just referenced the Amite barber. Can’t wait for that fat fuck to die of a heart attack

Fk Smith, Fk that fat fuck barber and fuck our entire coaching staff

Dont care how much we lost, 45 at home is fucking mind blowing

Bama doesn’t score 45 at half against Vandy

God im fucking melting

Ed O is one dumb fuck! He had a golden opportunity and he fucked it up! I wonder if his retarded whore will still love him?

God I hope someone beats Bama in the playoffs

The real question, what will Ed O’s offseason cute fucking book be called?

Does saban let off the gas when they go up 59-14 or just continue the assault as a big fuck you

The worst part is that this team is actually trying and this is the final result

I love all the downvotes in this thread. Bunch of snowflakes.

These players want to be treated like kings when their perform good and win.

Well, when they play like absolute dog shit, they better get ready to take some heat.

Hey come on guys celebrate you tackled somebody. You fucks shouldn’t ever celebrate another play

I haven’t been this embarrassed since all you can eat night at Semolina’s

I’d ask “why the fuck is Mac Jones still in this game. Is Saban not worried about him getting injured” but who am I kidding? We haven’t touched him all night. He has less chance of getting injured on the field than on the bench.

He’s begging for someone to get hurt playing the starters into the 4th qtr with a 52-17 lead against a grossly overmatched opponent. It would serve him right

I wish somebody would just come frick up Dickerson before the game is over! Take his knee out or something, can’t stand that fatarse

Pretty sad that LSU only is starting Finley bc he is black and the landscape of today’s world. Anyone with half a brain can see Johnson is better.

Great playcalling once again, Ensminger comes and wrecks the fucking day. Get. Fucking. Rid. Of. Him.

God forbid LSU go into Bryant-Denny and DARE to beat Alabama last year. I can’t believe they think they can get away with it. Insulting.

News flash, this isn’t close to that same LSU last year—you know, the greatest college team of ALL-TIME?

It’s not some great revenge to beat a shitty LSU team compared to two really good teams facing off last year and LSU beating that ass. Not comparable, this year doesn’t matter as it’s not really revenge when you are facing a team this bad. Stfu Gary

Shit the Bed Ed and Racist Ryan Clark - thank you for ruining everyting for the foreseeable future,.