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Watch Alabama Crimson Tide Pro Day - ONLY $250 a pop!

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Watch your favorite Bama football players perform feats that will amaze and awe!

NFL: Combine
The Amazing Ruggs-o, the fastest man alive.
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Ladies and gentlemen! Step right up! If you couldn’t get enough of watching your favorite former Tide players work out at last week’s NFL Combine, you are in luck. For a mere $250, you can watch Tua, Ruggs, Jeudy and others jump to mind-blowing heights, outrun the great cats of the Serengeti, lift heavy objects and more - ALL UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL!

Although the event will most likely be aired on SEC Network, why waste your money on things like the gas bill when you can see Tua Tagovailoa throw his first passes since November LIVE?

Watch as wide receivers Jerry Jeudy and Henry Ruggs III dazzle on the high wire, as strong man OL Jedrick Wills displays feats of wonder. Safety Xavier McKinney will amaze and astound. Hurry, hurry, hurry!

You will behold such sights so strange, so horrifying, so utterly monstrous, that those of you who are easily frightened or upset, who suffer from nervous disorders, weak hearts, or queasy stomachs, are urged to forgo witnessing this exhibit. Step right up, folks! See them before they’re gone!