NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Greatest Hits, Volume Two

In the second installment of our “It’s Meltdown Time!” Greatest Hits series, we again go back to 2011, this time to a September upset of Georgia by South Carolina, which just goes to show that some things never change. Besides the amusement involved, these are an interesting trip down memory lane. Georgia fans were already pining for Big Lots Bama a full five years before it would come to fruition. Notre Dame fans were skeptical of Brian Kelly in his second season after he dropped the opener to USF, and then this one to Michigan.

Luckily for Alabama fans, he stuck around for 2012. Anyhow, let’s get to some meltdown, shall we?

As OTS described in the original version:

The demise of Mark Richt looks more inevitable than ever, and UGA wet the bed in particularly innovative fashion. Meanwhile, down on the Plains, the referees, the Football Gods, and their own god-given incompetence conspired against Dan Mullen and Mississippi State, and the midget fight in Ann Arbor between two has-been programs with entitled fanbases produced more fireworks on message boards than on the football field.

As always, this piece is in no way safe for work, and should not be read by anyone who is easily offended by foul language. Consider yourself warned.

Enjoy.

ARE WE FUCKEN CURSED what has happened in Athens UGA's started dying and we cannot win shit

Richt fired, Dream Team transfers? I think it happens

Pass me the paint thinner

Good lord I just threw up

SoCar every bit the salad tosser I thought and we still pissed down our leg

What fucking game did you watch ? I will not blame the defense for most things yesterday but, they couldnt stop S.C when they needed to, Latt ran over there ass,through there ass, around there ass, they moved at will when they really needed to. Every fucking coach on this staff needs to be fired now

Clowney been on campus two weeks and he already stuck it into us. I bet half the SC co-eds gave him more resistance than our OL

How much is Kirby Smart's starting salary going to be?

Dude, I'm going to need therapy

I think the hospital in Milledgesville still does electroshock

Ingram, a motherfucking DL!!! had two touchdowns for SoCar today and recovered the onsides on the hands team. Remember, Preacher Man Richt didn't think he was good enough to play at Georgia

Any of that paint thinner still left for me?

I've had more fun in the dentist's chair

I been telling you Lady Boy jock sniffers for years Richt needs to go. I told you that Todd Grantham couldn’t coach a defense against a menstruated maxi pad when UGA hired her

Can we fire Mark Richt now?

Aunt Jemima is pissed, so iz my boyfrand Billy boy, Richt has got to go!!!! We looked like a middle school team today.

You koolaide drinking muthafuckers can rationalize and cast blame on a bunch of 19-22 year olds all you like. Last time I checked, there’s ONE sumbitch that’s gettin’ paid to fuckin’ win!...NUFF SAID!... EMPTY THE FUCKIN MAG AND RELOAD!...Let Jesus separate the corpses! GO DAWGS.....GO THE FUCK HOME CMR!!!!

Sadly, Richt has probably exhausted even Jesus’ patience.

GIVE THE FUCKING BALL TO CROWELL 30 TIMES A GAME AND WE WIN OUT! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A dumbass. HE’S BETTER THAN LATTIMORE AND FUCK USCe! They aint worth a tick on a monkey’s cod sack!

JOE COX IS BETTER THAN FUCKING MURRAY. NO EXCUSE THIS GAME. HE LOST IT AND HE SHOULD BE BENCHED FOR SUCH A SHITTY FUCKING GAME. Oh... but... he scored 42 points. Cry me a fuck river pussies! He gave USCe more points than their shitty ass football team scored the entire game on offense! Fuck Murray, Richt, (Bo Bo had a good game once Richt turned it over to him in the 2nd half, can’t help Murray is such a pussy!), and the rest of you DISNEY FUCKS! I can’t believe we just lost to that miserable football team.

Why it was the coaches fault-

D-I-S-I-P-L-I-N-E

turnover ever now and again is inevitable, but TONS of turnovers in a game is lack of disipline. Do you think Alabama would ever do that shit 50,000 times a game? Hell no! I dont care if everyone of them was a freshman. Saban dont put up with that shit!

Richt looks like he is about to have a dane cook, "i tried my best" cry

Dry humped all night and didn't get off

So we do moral victories now?

i have Maker's. i need narcotics

We might as well hire Mike Vick to coach these Dawgs

SC's five-star DE recruit just won a huge game for them. Our five-star DE recruit barely even played 'cause the scooter he was riding around campus kicked his ass. This is UGA football.

We gave up 250+ rushing yards and our defense is not a problem? Pass the meth this way.

We shit the bed...

My sack just shriveled up evening thinking about that LSU game.

Relf is allergic to spirals

I am convinced that we are cursed and Chizik sold his soul to the devil.

Relf got stoned by a guy 40 pounds lighter, you can't play in high heels in this league son.

It was obvious the fix was in for Auburn, 3 questionable calls/spots in the 4th quarter and they all go to the home team.

These toolbars are rolling Harvey's corner like they won the NC.

Being a MSU fan is the hardest job on Earth; it would be easier to fluff for a living

Go ahead and pull your panties down and get ready for LSU

Only thing that has changed from the Tuscaloosa turd to Mullen is the losses are closer. And we beat OM. State aint LSU and will be a Croom style beating.

Dan Mullen 0-9 v. SEC West besides Ole Miss... Bright side: no need to worry about losing Mullen to a better program.

god hates state. karma or whatever it doesn't matter we will never win a game we need. we might as well start cheating.

It's obvious now we are fighting for the Liberty Bowl.

Dear Dan, the clock runs if you don't get a TD on a run play and you don't get out of bounds. Figure that shit out!!!! Oh and everybody knows you are running the ball....LSU 09, Ark 10, Auburn 11. Go ahead and hang some curtains. You will be in Starkville a few more years with those decisions!!!

I'm lubed up and ready for LSU. Please be gentle.

better apply a double doasage

Fuck you Auburn! Fuck you Auburn! you Auburn... cheating ass Motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Auburn: You should thank the motherfucking Refs to being payed to spot the ball for a first down earlier in the 4th quarter and I'm sure Mr. Ref will enjoy his fucking paycheck as he turned his back toward Mullen running trying to call a time out. And great play by your fucking replay refs for NOT reviewing the Vick Ballard attempted dive on the corner pylon! fuck you! Aufuckingburn! fuck! you! you cheating-paying-Scam Newton-eagle-shitting-tigerfucking-plainsfucking-men!!!! I hope you lose every motherfucking game from this point forward...you fucking chizik-motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck em. em. I'm sick of pulling the green weinie out of my ass. I can't take it anymore.

Memphis or Birmingham? Talk about unwrapping the box full of shit on Christmas morning.

The refs flopped their junk onto our tongue and made us tell em how good it tastes

Want a preview of Thursday night? Read about Lawrence v. Texas

Urban Meyer, please pick up the courtesy white phone

I’d rather have 4 planes fly into my house than relive 9/11 all over again. I wasn’t referring to 9/11/01. I was referring to 9/11/10.

The last 30 years feels like the Book of Job

God doesn't like Notre Dame anymore

ND arrests pro life priests and puts them in jail for trespassing. How do you expect god to react to that?

Jesus titty fucking christ... I'm going to bed

At least Kelly didn't get some innocent kid killed with this debacle. Guess that passes as progress around South Bend now.

If you only won football games because you have the biggest cocksucker coach, I'd be booking my trip to Nawlins right now.

there aren't enough bad things to say about this team

Thank god our schedule is as strong as flacid dick starting in October

I think the trainers gave our DBs ExLax with about five minutes left

Rudy would start on this defense

Notre Dame invented the forward pass and has been cursed by it ever since

Only fitting a game being two has-been programs, inflated by undeserved media hype and filled with countless gimmicks, would end like it was being played on Tecmo Bowl. Both programs should feel disgraced.

We let a wide receiver playing quarterback average 35 yards per completion? Why did we even waste travel money bringing this sorry bunch to Ann Arbor?

Hellen Keller could have seen those receivers they were so open.

Quick, think up another uniform gimmick, I really think if we dress like we did when we worth a damn we'll instantly be national powers again.

Best team in the state of Indiana... ND, Purdue, or Indiana? A two inch dick would win this measuring contest.

The plane crashed into the GD mountain alright... 15 years ago. We're nothing but a skeleton at this point, vulture picked us clean years ago.