LOOK: Miami Marlins want Bama?

Sorry LSU, Clemson, and Ohio State.

We know y’all all had wonderful seasons last year, and Alabama has gone a full two seasons without a national title. Still, there is no question about who reigns supreme in the college football universe.

The Miami Marlins sit atop their division with a Rona-shortened 5-1 record to start the season, and their official account posted this:

OK, Marlins. We know you spread the ‘Rona because some of your players couldn’t stay out of Atlanta strip clubs. It’s totally your fault that you have played only six games and MLB had to face crisis right off the bat.

Still, this is awesome. It’s good to be king.

Roll Tide.