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NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Hawkeyes, Vols, ‘Horns and Gators

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The latest edition of our shameless revelry in the misery of others.

NCAA Football: Mississippi at Tennessee Bryan Lynn-USA TODAY Sports

College football blessed us with several quality meltdowns this week. First up we have the Iowa Hawkeyes, who were ranked number 2 and had the fans feeling really good about themselves... until unranked Purdue came to town. Head coach Kirk Ferentz and his son, OC Brian, are drawing most of the ire along with QB Spencer Petras.

Of course, we had to include Tennessee after that nutty game, complete with fans throwing things on the field. To be perfectly fair to the Vols, the vast majority of their online fans condemned that behavior. Still, they are spitting mad about losing the game in the fashion they did, and the Lane Kiffin factor only made it worse. Texas is included after losing to Oklahoma State, though they are getting to the point of numb at this point in the season, and we close with Florida fans who were big mad about losing to LSU.

As always, the language in this post is horrific. If you are easily offended, look away.

The rest of you amoral rubberneckers, enjoy.

It’s like Iowa defense is shocked Purdue just invented the forward pass.

I’m tired of Purdue’s qbs

Playing like Tom fucking Brady against us.

Well……

We. Are. Exposed.

Number 2 defense in the nation

NOPE

Fun run, fellas.

3 more losses on the schedule.

Good thing we’re bowl eligible.

Wow

Can’t base your season in pipe dreams and miracles. What a shit show.

Inexcusable

Before Parker is anointed as defensive genius he needs to stop FUCKING Purdue.

It would actually be kind of amazing to go from No. 2 in the country to unranked

Turn out the lights

the party’s over….they say all things must have an end.

I’m out. Going down to our oil soaked beach.

Offense from the 90’s

The 1890’s

Pee-trash

What a garbage QB, dude belongs nowhere near a D1 football field. Neither does BF. Or 3/5ths of our o-line.

Starting the petition to make ole happy feet nervous nelly spence put Peetrash on the back of his jersey

Fuck Brian Ferentz. I still don’t blame Petras for all of this. Though he looked extremely bad today. Like REALLY FUCKING BAD. But Brian literally had our entire offense unprepared for this game. And his shit ass fucking play calling is a whole different story. Another reason Nepotism should be illegal in situations like this. Fuck that noise. Fuck Kirk for hiring his son. I hope this does nothing for his career except show everyone how he has dragged down 2/3rds of an incredible team. WHAT A FUCKING JOKE.

Sumbitch

You had me again, Kirk. Thought maybe, maybe Iowa was top 10.

But you and Brian boy can’t hold a candle to the mighty Brohms. As usual.

Does the Foster Farms Bowl still exist? Draft that contract extension.

Bye bye cfp. Hello outback Bowl

It’s a bunch of kids playing a game. My anger shouldn’t be affected by a bunch of kids. Lol Perspective.

Computers currently saying Purdue has a 98.2% chance of winning...............we still got a chance!

I imagine Brian Ferentz will probably use the bye week to play with his truckies in his bedroom. Maybe his dad will let him stay up late to watch cartoons. Cuz he sure as shit hasnt used his time as a coach to improve his coaching.

Taking a giant shit against an inferior, unranked team and Kirk Ferentz are as iconic as wet t shirts and contests.

Where’s the vodka with the flakes in it? I need that

The worst part about this??

It doesn’t even hurt. I am completely numb to this feeling. Brian Ferentz stumbled his way up a short fucking ladder to being our OC and if we aren’t careful that guy might be our head man soon. Yikes.

Haha, that sucked

0/10 Would not do it again.

1. Kirk gives zero fucks about figuring out anything against Purdue or offensively or anything at this point. He’s made that really clear.

2. Kirk is the master at lowering expectations enough to convince Iowa fans that 8-4 is really good. He almost fucked up this year by becoming #2 so early in the season but today fixed that mistake permanently.

3. Kirk has figured out that some Iowa fans don’t understand and/or give two shits about anything but “travelling trophies” - and that’s why he’ll be allowed to stay as long as he wants in order to get Brian to succeed him - another move that stupid fans will embrace.

Seriously though; how weird must it be to have the dominant lack of imagination gene that is passed down from Ferentz to Ferentz? “David Bell? No. No way he can do that to our zone again.” “The officials won’t spot us a first down after two straight QB sneaks? That’s crazy talk”.

Meh.I’m moving on. I’m embracing field hockey

And wine. And something on Netflix.

My frustration is being addressed with a Dairy Queen Oreo Blizzard…….alcohol didn’t work.

Cinderella got kicked by a horse on the way to the ball.

On one hand, losing this game is horrible for continuing to try to push this program through another glass ceiling (making the playoffs).

On the other hand, the house of cards falling down on us now also potentially saves us from the great agony of getting blown out by an SEC team in those said playoffs.

Purdue dominated both sides of the line of scrimmage, d backs learned you can’t give 5 yards of room for every Purdue receiver, Petras has cement shoes on, and we were flat out coached. Furthermore, a drunk dude in a wheelchair has a better chance of escaping pressure than Petras.

If only the team would of had some of Willy Wonka’s everlasting gobstoppers!

After having some time to mull this over, I have decided this game sucked ass.

This is why I preach that rankings are total bullshit. All they do is get a fan base overhyped and cause meltdowns.

You’re not winning an SEC game if the SEC doesn’t want you to win that game.

Can we please recognize Kiffin for what he is, a POS troll. He’s a scumbag that we should be embarrassed that he was ever hired here. He’s a cheating SOB.

Our Defense is brain dead...

It’s absolutely awful. I’m sorry. But a running QB IS THERE OFFENSE and we can’t do a damn thing to stop it

I’m not a homer... but there’s been 3 block in the backs in this series alone.

No excuse for allowing Corral to run like that every play. Somebody has to take his head off and make him think about it.

I want a checkerboard beard!!

Got to be farking schiting me

If you still loved Kiffin before this game. The fake injury bs should have you hating him now.

Inbred leg strikes again.

Let’s storm the field, even if we lose, and scare the **** out of Lane.

It really is a trailer park frenzy this time.

come on man. no one has their titties out yet?!

Students mad at Kiffin leaving when they were 7 years old.

I think I’m done for the season. How embarrassing is this? We are a trash program and Kiffin gets to look like the good guy tonight.

Throw a Lexus at kiffins head

Who the hell brings a golf ball to a football game?

YOU CANT RUN IT IN FROM THERE YOU MORAN

Milton just topped Cromptons 4th down throw into the stands. That might be the dumbest decision I’ve ever seen in my life. But that’s just how tenn rolls.

I didn’t realize players are allowed to freebase cocaine on the sidelines.

At the end of the game, the only person in the stadium that didn’t want to throw something turned out the be Joe Milton III.

From Joe Overthrow to Joe NoThrow.

Gene Chizic is gonna lecture us about the way the fans acted. Fine I get it

Now talk about the touchdown call back that we got ass raped on. Let’s here the bull chit reasoning on that Gene

Never mind Kiffin and Corral aggravating the fans. Or Kiffin having every player on his team fake an injury, thus causing the game to last hours longer which in turn allowed people to just get hammer drunk.

I feel like people could have kept it together through all that.

But the officiating that we saw mixed in with everything else pushed it passed the boiling point. People are tired of this crap. They are tired of pee poor flags and spots, and just plan screwing with the outcomes.

It may not be the next game with poor officiating, but my spider sense tells me this is going to happen again, and soon.

Like I said. People are tired of it. Somebody que up Twisted Sister.

The refs screwed us over tonight twice and costed us a win and Ole Miss should be investigated for faking injuries prove me wrong. Our fans were pissed and have the right to be they are passionate and hungry to win it didn’t bother me one bit that they showed their displeasure tonight. We got hosed somebody in the SEC office needs to be investigated. F the SEC refs and F that snake scumbag Lane!

If Sanders didn’t have a mental disability, we would be so fucked

You fucks still think Sark is a great head coach?

He is the Norv Turner of college football.

Guck that penalty and fuck these fuckass refs

Fuck the Big XII, fuck Big XII refs, fuck all the teams in this shitty fucking conference.

This conference easily has the worst fucking refs in all of sports. I mean Jesus Christ. How the fuck are they not suspended for such dipshittery? Is there a number we can call or some shit? Fucking ridiculous

Can Sark step on the gas and not his own dick?

If we lose this game, I am going to start a fire.

Don’t worry guys we have them backed up against the raucous crazy blue hairs that are asleep or changing their diapers in the new part of the stadium.

Ready. Aim at dick. Fire.

That dude stumbling to reach that punt is the embodiment of our team today

Aside from our RB’s and Worthy, we are the most retarded team in the country.

This team sucks donkey cock.

This is a team of mental midgets. No killers on this squad.

White dudes with long hair should be barred from playing defense for Texas.

Our defense sucks more dicks than Riley and Stoops combined

Done with the Sark era. Time to move on.

Starting to think my day would have been better spent painting the garage floor.

Well Dan is making this an easy day for me, about to shut this doo doo off and go rake leaves.

Adios Grantham, nice knowing you. OVERRATED DEFENSE.

Think Grantham hit the buffet instead of coaching up his d at halftime

Offense sucks, defense sucks, special teams suck. This is a bad team folks.

Nothing like being the Ogre’s whipping boy

Welcome to the land of the unranked and after we get our shit pushed in by UGA, we’ll be .500.

Dan Mullen needs to go. Period.

This was the final nail in the coffin. Im usually one to hitch my wagon onto the coaches but this just isnt it. Not recruiting at a high enough level and multiple losses a year when we shouldn’t be losing.

This season is over. Such a waste. Sadly, its not the players fault. This is on you Dan. You and your crap staff. You own this mediocrity.

It appears Ogre is an RB whisperer

What a Great Way

To spend a Saturday.

The resurgence of the defense seems to have been prematurely declared!

welcome to Mississippi State University at Florida Field.

Jesus wept