NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Tigers and Aggies are disappoint

College football delivered this week, with “upset” losses suffered by Clemson and Texas A&M which, as both fanbases came to realize, probably weren’t upsets at all. Clemson fans are beyond done with offensive coordinator Tony Elliott and offensive coordinator Robbie Caldwell, and many are tiring on Dabo Swinney’s schtick. In Aggieland, QB Zach Calzada drew most of the ire, though many believe they should be getting more for their money with Jimbo Fisher as well.

There was some creativity this week, but much of it is vulgar. The Aggies are definitely little brother to the ‘Horns when it comes to shockingly offensive material, but there is still a bit of it in there to include homophobia, which seems to be the meltdown go to for all fanbases in the Lone Star State. If such things will bother you to read, please point your browser elsewhere. You have been warned.

The rest of you, here it is.

Enjoy.

Remember when 300 yards total offense was a bad game?

This ref sounds like Mr. Mackey from South Park Mmkay?

From Dabo’s upcoming press conference: First, congratulations to NC State. They were deserving of the win. I’m very proud of our guys. The effort was great. We had some key injuries that affected our execution late in the game. We have some things we need to correct and we will do that. Next week is the most important game of the year.

I wonder how our shit show of a coaching staff will rationalize this one.

Here comes the Dabo bullshit! followed by a nice big heaping spoonful of Tony Elliot bullshit.

Clemson is about to feel pain in ways they haven’t known for years.

The decline is real and Dabo has done nothing to stop it.

Au shucks ain’t gonna cut it this time. Sorry Dabo.

the Peter principle is in full effect at Clemson.

You ain’t getting any hard hitting questions from any Clemson media. The Clemson media has became over the last 10 years guys who do not want to get real jobs and just ask favorite color favorite animal questions. See 90% of WCCP staff who suck the ### of Clemson and offer zero in actual media coverage. Present company not excluded

I’m out were 6 and 6 at best good luck guys but you got the wrong horse at qb

Dabo threw the DEFENSE under the bus?

Are you kidding me? He should be down on his knees kissing Venables’ feet! We have 214 yards of total offense in a two OT game and THIS is what he comes up with? How out of touch has Dabo become? How arrogant do you have to be to diss the one part of your team that played their rears off and actually kept you in the game?

Can we get five (5) OL and a QB from the portal?

Things ruining college football for me:

-NIL-targeting-

reviews for any and everything-

transfer portal

=Tony Elliott’s playcalling

-DJ’s lack of accuracy, field vision, decision making

-OL’s inability to block for more than .5 seconds

At this point, Clemson may or may not even be bowl eligible. And there may not be many folks left on the bandwagon if South Carolina beats Clemson ... which is entirely possible.

Atten­tion sunshine pumpers

WE SUCK

I woke up and it was 1994 again

Losing to NC State.Barely beating Georgia Tech.Hoping to make a bowl.Looking for an OC.

Offen­se needs an enema

I’m thankful for the run and glad I got to see it but dreading the week to week worries of trying to beat wake forest and bc. Oof.

If you people really think these kids who have never played a season where the goal was making a bowl game are going to lay it all out to win a meaningless bowl game, you’re dead wrong.

BC kills us next week,

We will be 2-3 needing 5 wins (SC State is a FCS win) to make a bowl game... these 5* kids won’t care

Grady Jarrett *2Ben Boulware *3Vic Beasley *3Hunter Renfrow Walk on.

All these guys had character and defined our program, we sold out to kids worried about NIL, NFL, and stats, not Clemson.

We sold out to the 5* athlete philosophy and got burnt.

7-5 season here we come

Dabo all emotional and yelling at guys during the game....how about coach them during the week fuckstick?

Leave Tony Elliot’s bitch ass at Carter Finley.

Robbie Caldwell can fuck off too.

Play calling, transfer portal, and oline

That’s all I got to say. Not going to say anything else.

This offense is butt

Tarmac firing is warranted

Dabo needs to be be humbled

It won’t be this game or maybe even this season, that’s how arrogant he is right now. But it will come. I believe that because he absolutely refuses to take responsibility, to make tough decisions … all he does is repeat the same tires bullshit lines about “being one play away” and “we got who we got.” He had his time but his 5 heart mismanagement of recruits to hiring legacy players is catching up with him. Clemson is not elite, and they won’t be again until a paradigm shift happens. Not only will this season suck for the fans but it will start a downward trend in recruiting.

Calzada sucks so bad!!

Screw Jimbo. Run the balls you clowns

Should drop calzada off at a d3 school after this

They should make Calzada walk home. Man has been horrible all day

Targeting is pretty clearly a fail safe to help certain teams. Remember how every team playing Bama conveniently had their best defender ejected the week of or before Bama? Exactly.

The sooner people realize that, the better.

Guess those glasses houses everyone lived in when the sips played two weeks ago are starting to crack.

My libertiarin view hopes Arky coach wins

Arkansas punked us

fucking mental midgets we are

I wonder if the Big 12 is still looking for members

You see that look with jumbo where he looks like he needs to poop you better get used to seeing that. This team is an embarrassment!! Only positive is no stringy haired journalistic hack on the sideline.

Their skinny fucking QB trucks our DB. Sweet

These refs can eat dick

I’m starting to doubt Jimbo

This offense couldn’t score in a whorehouse with Jimbo’s paycheck.

Rushing 3... They are only rushing 3...

Even typing it out it sounds rediculous...

THEIR TRUE FRESHMAN QUARTERBACK IS COMPLETING MORE PASSES THAN OUR THIRD YEAR QB!!!

Being an Aggie is exhausting

Rip to those who paid huge bux for a goat stomp against bama

Hooray! We forced a punt!

Now we can have 3 straight 100 mile an hour overthrows before we punt again!

I’m going back to the Hotties thread

I’m eating ice cream straight out of the carton.

Jesus F’ing Christ the offense is abysmal.

If this is what $9,000,000 gets you, we got fucked!!!

I want to take a shit on all the Calzada sunshine pumpers.

If this was Saban, his head would explode.

Jimbo dreaming of crab legs.

Pittman is a f a t F u ck

Lmao our 9 million dollar man got buttfucked by a loser with a 6 dollar haircut and bigger bitch tits than Robert Paulson.

Can’t wait for the Pulse when he tells these 5 pussies on the OL that got punked by a 3 man rush all day that they should only worry about the next play.

Arkansas runs the state of Texas

He lost to a man with a fupa and speaks 2 words per minute.

We straight @$$ my dude

I’m going to take the blame for yesterday’s loss. Our Ags were struggling early and when I started the rally boobs the defense turned on and the offense started scoring points. But apparently somewhere along the way I went too far and caught a ban hammer. Once the rally boobs ended the rally was over.

Yesterday was my fault, I’m truly sorry.