Nobody reads these anymore?

Cool. Cause my Top 25 Week One looks like a parody entry:

1) Duke (1-0) beat Clemson. That doesn’t make them good. That just makes them the team that beat Clemson. Part 1 of 6, probably.

2) FSU (1-0) beat LSU. That doesn’t make them good. That just makes them… I dunno, week one can bite me.

3) Colorado (1-0) beat a team that played for the National Championship. Somehow, that doesn’t make them good.

4) Auburn (1-0) beat a team that beat a team. I don’t know what life means.

5) Wyoming (1-0). Because… honestly, I don’t know.

6) UNC (1-0). I know they beat South Carolina, but I don’t know why that would make them…

7) Texas St (1-0). I officially hate week one ratings.

8) Washington (1-0)

9) Michigan (1-0)

10) Ohio St (1-0)

11) Houston (1-0)

12) Tulane (1-0)

13) Penn St (1-0)

14) Fresno St (1-0)

15) Alabama (1-0)

16) Utah (1-0)

17) California (1-0)

18) SMU (1-0)

19) UCLA (1-0)

20) UCF (1-0)

21) Tennessee (1-0)

22) Minnesota (1-0)

23) San Diego St (1-0)

24) Oregon St (1-0)

25) Notre Dame (2-0)