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The Contest
It’s that time again! A Roll ‘Bama Roll Haiku Competition!
What fitting way to welcome the Texas Titty Babies to Tuscaloosa than by mocking them mercilessly: I believe in kicking a man when he’s down. So this week we’ll do just that...
- Give us your best Texas hot take in haiku form — it can be anything about Texas you want it to be: the state, the coaching staff, Austin, the Longhorns generally, their meltdowns, Colt McCoy. Just come correct.
- Vote on your favorites below. The most-liked one will get A VERY SPECIAL PRIZE (to be announced tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. central).
- Enter as many times as you want.
- RBR staff are free to enter. This a democratic ballot that we can’t rig #NoPolitics.
- Must post your entry in the comments below. That means you must have joined the site. Sorry, them’s the rules.
- The Contest will end at Noon Central, Sunday September 10th, 2023.
- Good luck, and may the odds forever be in your favor.
Get to scribbling!
The Prize
As promised, here’s what you’re competing for:
A limited edition, Charlie Brown and Snoopie Bobblehead collection! Brought to you by merch maestros, FOCO, this very limited run of just 150 sets is an absolute steal at $65.
The winner of this year’s Haiku contest will get a set sent to from our friends at FOCO...for free! Everyone else can pick theirs up at this link: And I would move quickly. These things are going to sell out ridiculously quickly.
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For even more details on the Bobblehead, and ordering info, hit this link right here.
And our thanks again to FOCO for sponsoring our readers!
Good luck, and Roll Tide
— Erik
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