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I went to the University of Alabama for too many degrees that I may never be able to pay off. Retired lawya’, USMC veteran, active shitposter. I own a retail Kratom store in Memphis, and have a side hustle using all that math from my PhD to run a college football handicapping service.

Jumbo Package: Cornhuskers zeroing in on Alabama Offensive Coordinator Bill O’Brien

Happy Gump Day!

NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time — Maybe Mario Cristobal & Mel Tucker weren’t worth $100 million after all?

Your weekly dose of reveling in the misery of others!

NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Despondency Edition — Auburn 12, Penn State 41

Your weekly dose of reveling in the misery of others

Stop Whining: Alabama’s Defense, and Pete Golding, are Really Damned Good

You problem lies with with modern football, not Pete Golding.

RBR Tailgate: Say goodbye to Summer and hello to Fall — Sweet Potato Fries with Avocado Aioli Dip

The turning of the seasons means that we must enjoy the avocados while they last, even as we greet the sweet potatoes

Giving Away Money: Week 3 Picks Against the Spread to Enhance Your Filthy Lucre

The less said about last week, the better

WATCH: Nick Saban’s excitable press conference emphasizes execution, respect for Tide’s opponent

The Rat Poison has been consumed by far too many

Jumbo Package: Angry Saban Edition: Far too many of Alabama’s problems lie in execution

Saban is mad. I’m mad. Alabama fans are mad. Let’s vent.

NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Iowa, Texas A&M, Nebraska and Notre Dame limp their way to center stage!

Your weekly dose of tasty misery

NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Horns Down edition!

There are a lot of meltdowns this week.